Wednesday 21 April 2010

I Love The Ends Of My Legs

The ends of my legs are the best! They really are the greatest. I think they're waaaaaaaaay better than my hands.

I'll tell you why....

There's these creatures that pull things along for a distance of 12 inches at a time. You might have heard of them… in fact they're named after this fact.

Anyway, the ends of my legs help out the developing stage of these creatures, you know, before the creatures are born. The ends of my legs will do things that go above and beyond the call of duty in the most impressive way for every single one of these pre-born 30cm dragging beauties.

So my

Feet'll feat all foetal feet-hawl

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