Monday 23 November 2009

Mr Light's dark shopping centre

Your friend James Light is a firm believer in Kate Moss's statement "nothing feels as good as skinny feels".

He has recently acquired a shopping centre in the middle of Leeds and has come up with an unusual method of illuminating it. He has placed old fashioned lamps around the place full of copies of a free new London newspaper for fuel and kindling. Strangely enough, every article in this edition of the paper is about reduced calorie foods.

He has asked you to set these lamps on fire for him.

Go ahead!

Light light Light's Light lite-Lite lights.

Sunday 22 November 2009

Dada Computer Coats

The German surrealist Mr Ernst owns several Apple computers that he uses to design anoraks. He has decorated these with packets of ridged walker's crisps.

He has asked you to make the computers as powerful as possible.

Max Max's macs max-Macs

Friday 20 November 2009

the dubious puzzle

you are completing a puzzle. There are several objects on a page and you have to circle the one you think is right. You think that the right picture is one of a boxing venue covered in wedding bands.

Your friend calls you to tell you she thinks you're right.

In fact this is what you hear.

"ring ring, ring ring... ring ring ring"

Wednesday 11 November 2009

The Prince's Problem

Mr Wills can make things appear by thinking them into existence.

His good friend, the prince is third in line for the British thrown and is in desperate need of a document to bequeath his possessions to people when he dies.

The Prince asks his friend for a favour.

The question is:

Will Wills will Will's will?

Tuesday 10 November 2009

1966 and all that

It turns out Bobby, England's world cup winning Captain owned a fleet of very unusual vessels. They were floating patches of peaty grass. An unusual fleet indeed.

He's being employing men from North Africa to help dock them. Recently though, there's been an increase in employees

In fact since Bobby's death...

More Moors Moor Moore's Moors

Monday 9 November 2009

Mr Saw's House in The Clouds

Mr Saw lives way up in the clouds. Recently he went for a dip in a river in Leicestershire and his body is now aching like crazy! When he got back home he noticed that he'd also developed herpes on his lip. He wants your friend to get rid of by cutting off his lip with a jagged instrument. Strange man.

Your friend is flying up to do this for Mr Saw but needs urgently telling that a)he's way to low and b)what he needs to do when he's up there.

Soar! Saw Sore Saw's Sore-Sore!