A scene from a from a famous Blaxploitation film, starring insects, "Sweet Sweetbug's Bugass Song" is playing:
Two Musca Domestica are sitting in a bar, Curtis Mayfield is playing in the background:
Musca 1: Listen man, put your wings in and your proboscis down and listen to me.
Musca 2: Ok, ok.
Musca 1: Your going about this all wrong. You gotta be hipper, you gotta be funkier.
Musca 2: But I sail my kite every day.
Musca 1: Kites are the wrong thing to sail on a piece of string, honky! You've gotta use a zipped trouser fastening instead, you jive me?
Musca 2: You mean...?
Musca 1: Fly Flies Fly Flies!
Monday 21 June 2010
Friday 18 June 2010
Stoners’ Slightly Strained Story
Scene: Ext, by a campfire two ‘Stoner Hippies’ are sitting discussing a film idea:
Stoner 1: So, like, the noble-prize winning German dude, Thomas, is talking about making a film out of his book The Magic Mountain with his buddy Kierkegaard.
Stoner 2: Uh-huh.
Stoner 1: Yeah and they decide they’ll both star in it.
Stoner 2: haha, cool.
Stoner 1: and, get this dude, they’re such out-there heads they decide to change the plot of it a bit. They’re going to make it about a giant robot! A giant robot they can control, like a, like a… Power Ranger.
Stoner 2: Huh Huh, heavy dude, huh huh huh
Stoner 1: yeah and they like make it out of an Isle… like one west of England in the Irish Channel. That’s blow people’s minds.
Stoner 2: huh cool
Stoner 2 stares at his hands for 5 minutes
Stoner 2: woah sorry, then what happens in the film.
Stoner 1:Mann Mans Mann Man, Man!
Stoner 1: So, like, the noble-prize winning German dude, Thomas, is talking about making a film out of his book The Magic Mountain with his buddy Kierkegaard.
Stoner 2: Uh-huh.
Stoner 1: Yeah and they decide they’ll both star in it.
Stoner 2: haha, cool.
Stoner 1: and, get this dude, they’re such out-there heads they decide to change the plot of it a bit. They’re going to make it about a giant robot! A giant robot they can control, like a, like a… Power Ranger.
Stoner 2: Huh Huh, heavy dude, huh huh huh
Stoner 1: yeah and they like make it out of an Isle… like one west of England in the Irish Channel. That’s blow people’s minds.
Stoner 2: huh cool
Stoner 2 stares at his hands for 5 minutes
Stoner 2: woah sorry, then what happens in the film.
Stoner 1:Mann Mans Mann Man, Man!
The Reporter Is Secretly Tin Tin
It’s a slow news day.
The Yorkshire Evening Post has sent an intrepid young reporter to sniff out a story….. and he finds one!
Phoning up Talkback Thames he speaks to an intern working in the offices of a long running Police Drama.
“Hi ya” he says “anything interesting going on?”
“Well,” replies the (also) intrepid intern, “I’ve been sending out invoices to a company owned by former President Clinton.”
“Wow!”, says dashing young reporter, genuinely impressed.
“yeah”, the charismatic young ‘tern continues. “He’s been putting posters onto large bird’s beaks for us. That’s what his company does.”
The eager young reporter gets to work and soon there’s a headline outside all of the news agents in Leeds:
“'Bill Bills Bill’s Bill-Bills”
The Yorkshire Evening Post has sent an intrepid young reporter to sniff out a story….. and he finds one!
Phoning up Talkback Thames he speaks to an intern working in the offices of a long running Police Drama.
“Hi ya” he says “anything interesting going on?”
“Well,” replies the (also) intrepid intern, “I’ve been sending out invoices to a company owned by former President Clinton.”
“Wow!”, says dashing young reporter, genuinely impressed.
“yeah”, the charismatic young ‘tern continues. “He’s been putting posters onto large bird’s beaks for us. That’s what his company does.”
The eager young reporter gets to work and soon there’s a headline outside all of the news agents in Leeds:
“'Bill Bills Bill’s Bill-Bills”
Thursday 17 June 2010
Ian's DIY book
Ian, former England and Arsenal footballer, former excitable pundit, former cheeky chappy, current presenter of “Live from Studio 5” is never wrong. It’s a marvellous talent to have and he’s putting it to good use.
Recently, Ian has been putting pen to paper to scrawl a mystical tome on the ritual how of put up things that have fallen over. The tome is mystical as the action of putting-things-back-the-way-should-be described must be performed from the starboard side whilst chanting words mean “I understand” and “I will do that”.
Put simply
Right Wright Writes “Right”-Right-Right-Rites
Recently, Ian has been putting pen to paper to scrawl a mystical tome on the ritual how of put up things that have fallen over. The tome is mystical as the action of putting-things-back-the-way-should-be described must be performed from the starboard side whilst chanting words mean “I understand” and “I will do that”.
Put simply
Right Wright Writes “Right”-Right-Right-Rites
Tuesday 15 June 2010
Edgar’s Bizarre and Convoluted Hatred
Noted goth Edgar Allan, author of The Raven (not to be confused with "The Crow"), is a strange man with a strange grudge. oh yes he is.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
First, let me tell you about Monty Python’s Knights and what they’re up to. You know the one’s, always uttering that one sound…
Well they’ve moved to a French town on the northern edge of the Pyrenees that according to tourist guides makes up for in location what it lacks in personality. Harsh words.
The knights used their time here to build their shrubberies in which they have put a small horse.
Now this small horse in turn has taken to collecting bundles of money worth £25, which are referred to by one and all in their cockney rhyming slang name.
Now cruel twisted Edgar Allan hates these piles of £25 pounds. He takes his emaciated black clad frame and, with Tim Burton watching, brings his bent leg into the money. “Mwhahahhaa” he cries. Burton is overjoyed as
Po Knees Pau-Ni’s Pony’s Ponies.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
First, let me tell you about Monty Python’s Knights and what they’re up to. You know the one’s, always uttering that one sound…
Well they’ve moved to a French town on the northern edge of the Pyrenees that according to tourist guides makes up for in location what it lacks in personality. Harsh words.
The knights used their time here to build their shrubberies in which they have put a small horse.
Now this small horse in turn has taken to collecting bundles of money worth £25, which are referred to by one and all in their cockney rhyming slang name.
Now cruel twisted Edgar Allan hates these piles of £25 pounds. He takes his emaciated black clad frame and, with Tim Burton watching, brings his bent leg into the money. “Mwhahahhaa” he cries. Burton is overjoyed as
Po Knees Pau-Ni’s Pony’s Ponies.
Monday 14 June 2010
An Alphabet Definition
Here in Onewordsentence land we are taking a break from our usual pointless sound makings to look more closely into the home for the building blocks of language - the alphabet.
Here is it defined adding a letter at a time to make it easier to remember....
Aye! - Expression meaning “cool!”, especially if spoken by Arthur Fonzerelli.
A Bee – A member of Apoidea family
A Bee Sea - An ocean of members of the Apoidea family.
A Bee CD – A compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family.
A “Bee CD” E – A tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it
A “Bee CD E” Eff – A swearword uttered after ingesting a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD E Eff” Gee - A person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD E Eff" Gee H - A person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD E Eff Gee H” Eye – The ocular region of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD E Eff Gee H Eye” Jaye – A bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye” JK – The lead singer of Jamiroquai who has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye JK” ‘Ell – A region of the after life solely dedicated to the torment of the lead singer of Jamiroquai who has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps, who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay” KLM – Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM” ‘En - A female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En” Oh – An expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh” Pee – Urination caused by hearing an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee” Queue – A line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue” Arrr – The sound one makes, in the manner of a pirate, whilst waiting in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue” RS – an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS” Tea – A hot beverage given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea” Ewe – A female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea” U.V. – High Frequency light emitted by a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe” V.W. – A German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe V.W.” Ex – Someone’s former partner who owns a German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A” Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe V.W. Ex” Why – A question asked about someone’s former partner’s German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe V.W. Ex Why” Zed – A Chopper owning character from Pulp Fiction who is always asking questions about someone’s former partner’s German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
Here is it defined adding a letter at a time to make it easier to remember....
Aye! - Expression meaning “cool!”, especially if spoken by Arthur Fonzerelli.
A Bee – A member of Apoidea family
A Bee Sea - An ocean of members of the Apoidea family.
A Bee CD – A compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family.
A “Bee CD” E – A tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it
A “Bee CD E” Eff – A swearword uttered after ingesting a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD E Eff” Gee - A person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD E Eff" Gee H - A person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD E Eff Gee H” Eye – The ocular region of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD E Eff Gee H Eye” Jaye – A bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye” JK – The lead singer of Jamiroquai who has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye JK” ‘Ell – A region of the after life solely dedicated to the torment of the lead singer of Jamiroquai who has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps, who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay” KLM – Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM” ‘En - A female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En” Oh – An expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh” Pee – Urination caused by hearing an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee” Queue – A line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue” Arrr – The sound one makes, in the manner of a pirate, whilst waiting in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue” RS – an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS” Tea – A hot beverage given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea” Ewe – A female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea” U.V. – High Frequency light emitted by a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe” V.W. – A German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe V.W.” Ex – Someone’s former partner who owns a German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A” Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe V.W. Ex” Why – A question asked about someone’s former partner’s German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe V.W. Ex Why” Zed – A Chopper owning character from Pulp Fiction who is always asking questions about someone’s former partner’s German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.
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