Thursday 17 June 2010

Ian's DIY book

Ian, former England and Arsenal footballer, former excitable pundit, former cheeky chappy, current presenter of “Live from Studio 5” is never wrong. It’s a marvellous talent to have and he’s putting it to good use.



Recently, Ian has been putting pen to paper to scrawl a mystical tome on the ritual how of put up things that have fallen over. The tome is mystical as the action of putting-things-back-the-way-should-be described must be performed from the starboard side whilst chanting words mean “I understand” and “I will do that”.



Put simply



Right Wright Writes “Right”-Right-Right-Rites

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