Picard's Personnel Problem

Captain Picard has a problem.

Beverley Crusher has decided to hit the singles scene and has set up a series of dinners with women she fancies. There’s a problem though… They’re all in a jumble. Beverley has no idea when any of these meals are! The Captain decides to help, so he delegates a task to his android commander.

His voice booming with Shakesperian gravitas, he says

“Data, date her “date her” data”