I've Never Cared For Him

Every one's favourite (sic) fool pitying, non jibber jabbering, snicker shilling former acting man has some very special golf equipment.

The tacks he puts on the ground when he hits his first shot are special because they're not made of plastic but instead made from the leaves of a popular hot beverage.

Now these tacks are also special because they're sentient and very fussy. They'll only let themselves be used at dinner time.

B.A Baracus's first inhabiter thinks these pegs need taking down a peg or two. He wants you to make fun of them.

Go on

Tease T's Tea Tea-Tees.

Shining Like a National Guitar

A poster has a picture of Mr King, the esteemed octogenarian blues guitarist, pointing in the style of America's Uncle Sam.

It tells us that he requires a substitute yellow and black insect to carry the pellets for his air gun.

He wants YOU!


Be BB's B bb Bee

Two Friends One Client

I have two friends.
They dig things out of the ground for me.
One of them's big and one of them's small.
Today I will use the small one.
I have a client.
She has a bird that's a mimic.
The bird only mimics sad, sad songs.

Today I ask my small friend to dig the bird out from deep under the ground where it's been smooshed.

I say to him

"Minor Miner Mine 'Er Minor Myna"