Your Sibling, The Radiohead Fan

Your younger sibling is a big Radiohead fan. They have just spotted a table full of the lead single from 2003's Hail To Thief album. They don't have it so they are every excited...
BUT before they can get to them some people swoop in and take the singles!
Your sibling is very upset. They can't understand why these people would take the records they wanted!
You comfort them

"There There, They're Their "There Theres""

A Most Unusual Awards Show

Backstage at the award show and you're being shown around...


"There's going to be Lights! Dancing! Entertainment!
The show will be starting with with something dancing letters, those wonderful little quasi-numbers between p and r. Darling things will all be dressed like the omnipotent trickster from Star Trek, all lined up like they're waiting for something - by the looks of the little sticks they're all holding it's probably a star studded snooker match!
And it doesn't stop there, the wonderful little gadgets were designed by James Bond's own gadget man!

Oooop time's getting away from me, it's time to start!

Cue Q's Q-Cue-Q Queue!

Playback Discussion And The (Kind Of) Singing Banana

We were listening back to a track that the Wednesday Club had just recorded, my friend and I.

"It's good," my friend said, "even for you."

"Yes," I responded. "We managed to get a banana to play with us on it. Or should I say we managed to get the sodium contained with in the banana to play on the track."

"Don't bananas usually contain potassium?" my friend asked.

"This one contained sodium", I curtly replied.

There was an awkward silence.

After a while my friend piped up; "I like those nonsense backing vocals, did you sing them, are they yours?"

I grunted back,

"Na 'Nana's Na's "Na Na Nas""