Announcement - Loads More OWS To Come

So here it is, the new One Word Sentence!
It's been a while since I've been doing this regularly but that should change over the summer. In fact I was saying this to a fellow in a sun bed opposite to me the other day…
Actually he was an interesting bloke; every orange curve of him had these lines coming off it. I asked him about the lines and he said he was really into graphs and maths. Really strange, covered in these straight lines he was…
Anyway, as I was saying we've got a lot more one word sentences coming, sorry about the

Tan Gent Tangent Tangent

In Which We View A Petty Domestic Squabble

"I need to get some lists of puns!" Brian exclaimed to his partner. No one called him Brian though, they all referred to him by his initial, he was hip.

His partner, Heperina, carried on reading her book, not even looking up.

"I've already looked near those records stuck on that waspy thing..."

She continued to pay him no attention.

"I'm being serious! Where can I find some?" I cried.

She looked up from her book,

"There's some next to the honey-producing insect that we superglued to the flips of those Wednesday Club vinyl singles you bought…"

He couldn't believe she hadn't been listening...

B sighed, "Besides Beside Bee-Side B-Sides!"

In This One I Am Secretly Howard Webb

"I've bred some chickens - really smelly, disgusting things," he said to me, "and I think they'll solve your problem…"

"What all those egregious, horrible illegal tackles Premiership Footballers are making?" I asked, as they were tarnishing the good name of the game.

"The very same. Now I've trained my birds to excrete on any of these terrible challenges. That should put an end to it!" He exclaimed triumphantly.

I was delighted.

"You mean your

Foul Fowl Foul Foul Fouls?!"