Saturday 4 June 2011

In Which We View A Petty Domestic Squabble



"I need to get some lists of puns!" Brian exclaimed to his partner. No one called him Brian though, they all referred to him by his initial, he was hip.

His partner, Heperina, carried on reading her book, not even looking up.

"I've already looked near those records stuck on that waspy thing..."

She continued to pay him no attention.

"I'm being serious! Where can I find some?" I cried.

She looked up from her book,

"There's some next to the honey-producing insect that we superglued to the flips of those Wednesday Club vinyl singles you bought…"

He couldn't believe she hadn't been listening...

B sighed, "Besides Beside Bee-Side B-Sides!"

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