Geriatric Chat Time

"Oh, you would have loved her, dear."

said one old lady to the next.

"I would have?"

the other old lady said to the first.

"Oh yes, she loved flowers, just like you. In fact this garden - well she was responsible for it"

said the first to the second.

"Really? She planted all the lines of those beautiful flowers, the ancient symbols of love and beauty?"

replied the second to the first.

"Well, not quite, but she did make them higher,"

explained the original old lady.

"I don't understand, dear"

the second old lady responded.

The first old lady smiled and said

"Rose Rose Rose Rows"

Arrrrrr This Pirate Talk Be Tedious

Listen up, you scurvy dogs! I spy a vessel to plunder!

This vessel not be fancy, in fact it just be a plank o' wood - a plank of wood full o' manmade holes.

But, me laddy, the plank is housing the controllers o' a company, the ones who make the decisions, full of gold they be!

an' they're ripe for the plucking, they've been out at sea so long they look like they're goin' crazy from the tedium.

Are ye ready!?

Board Bored Bored- Board Board!

George Frideric is a Weatherman

You work for a company that specialises in making nicknames for people to use in internet forums, MMORPGs and HAM radio conversations - that kind of thing.

Your boss makes you do everything!

He's supposed to be working on a nickname for George Frideric, the German-British Baroque composer of the Hip-Hop classic "Messiah". The nickname's for use on web forums about devices used for opening doors.

He looks over to you.

You just know he's going to ask you to take on this work.

He does.

*Sigh*

In his usual off hand manner he says,


Handle Handel's handle handle.