Sunday 31 October 2010

Frank's Wild Years



Frank from East Enders is your lackey. He's stopped selling used cars, running pubs with Peggy or shouting that eminently quotable phrase "Ricky" and now he does various nefarious jobs for you.

You want him to deal with one of the two meat sellers in town. One's OK but the other one - the one who's more muscly, manly and has a better moustache - is a problem.

You want Frank to get rid of this Meaty Man in the grizzliest, bloodiest way possible.

You call over to him.

Butcher! Butcher Butcher Butcher!

Tuesday 12 October 2010

No Longer Average



You know the average?

Well he's fed up of being the sum of the results divided by the number in the sample - he's now badass! He won't take no guff!

He changed! From now on he's decided he's going to be the way we obtain a result or achieve an end!

Let me put it simply

Mean Mean Means Means

Saturday 2 October 2010

Phil Collins is Merely Implied


Two Scousers are talking..

"Tinky Winky, Po and Dipsy's mate owns a Scandinavian bloke, doesn't 'e?"

"Does 'e?"

"yeh, e's always singin the solfège note for A"

"oh I know the fella e's

La La's La Lars, La"