Monday 14 June 2010

An Alphabet Definition

Here in Onewordsentence land we are taking a break from our usual pointless sound makings to look more closely into the home for the building blocks of language - the alphabet.

Here is it defined adding a letter at a time to make it easier to remember....


Aye! - Expression meaning “cool!”, especially if spoken by Arthur Fonzerelli.

A Bee – A member of Apoidea family

A Bee Sea - An ocean of members of the Apoidea family.

A Bee CD – A compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family.

A “Bee CD” E – A tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it

A “Bee CD E” Eff – A swearword uttered after ingesting a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD E Eff” Gee - A person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD E Eff" Gee H - A person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD E Eff Gee H” Eye – The ocular region of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD E Eff Gee H Eye” Jaye – A bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye” JK – The lead singer of Jamiroquai who has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye JK” ‘Ell – A region of the after life solely dedicated to the torment of the lead singer of Jamiroquai who has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps, who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay” KLM – Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM” ‘En - A female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En” Oh – An expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh” Pee – Urination caused by hearing an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee” Queue – A line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue” Arrr – The sound one makes, in the manner of a pirate, whilst waiting in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue” RS – an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS” Tea – A hot beverage given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea” Ewe – A female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea” U.V. – High Frequency light emitted by a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe” V.W. – A German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe V.W.” Ex – Someone’s former partner who owns a German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A” Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe V.W. Ex” Why – A question asked about someone’s former partner’s German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

A “Bee CD Eff Gee H Eye Jay KLM ‘En Oh Pee Queue RS Tea Ewe V.W. Ex Why” Zed – A Chopper owning character from Pulp Fiction who is always asking questions about someone’s former partner’s German car provided for carrying a female sheep who provides a hot beverage that is given to someone suffering from an injury caused by repeatedly performing the action of standing in a line of people waiting to urinate because they’ve heard an expression of surprise uttered by a female domesticated fowl owned by Royal Dutch Airlines when they have been bought by a bird that has a very similar ocular region to that of a person who is a “gangsta” in the hip hop parlance and a former member of pop group Steps who is swearing because they have ingested a tablet containing MDMA with an etching of a compact disc recording of the sound of a member of the Apoidea family on it.

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