Stoners’ Slightly Strained Story

Scene: Ext, by a campfire two ‘Stoner Hippies’ are sitting discussing a film idea:

Stoner 1: So, like, the noble-prize winning German dude, Thomas, is talking about making a film out of his book The Magic Mountain with his buddy Kierkegaard.

Stoner 2: Uh-huh.

Stoner 1: Yeah and they decide they’ll both star in it.

Stoner 2: haha, cool.

Stoner 1: and, get this dude, they’re such out-there heads they decide to change the plot of it a bit. They’re going to make it about a giant robot! A giant robot they can control, like a, like a… Power Ranger.

Stoner 2: Huh Huh, heavy dude, huh huh huh

Stoner 1: yeah and they like make it out of an Isle… like one west of England in the Irish Channel. That’s blow people’s minds.

Stoner 2: huh cool

Stoner 2 stares at his hands for 5 minutes

Stoner 2: woah sorry, then what happens in the film.

Stoner 1:Mann Mans Mann Man, Man!