It’s a slow news day.
The Yorkshire Evening Post has sent an intrepid young reporter to sniff out a story….. and he finds one!
Phoning up Talkback Thames he speaks to an intern working in the offices of a long running Police Drama.
“Hi ya” he says “anything interesting going on?”
“Well,” replies the (also) intrepid intern, “I’ve been sending out invoices to a company owned by former President Clinton.”
“Wow!”, says dashing young reporter, genuinely impressed.
“yeah”, the charismatic young ‘tern continues. “He’s been putting posters onto large bird’s beaks for us. That’s what his company does.”
The eager young reporter gets to work and soon there’s a headline outside all of the news agents in Leeds:
“'Bill Bills Bill’s Bill-Bills”
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