Monday, 21 June 2010

Musca's Love Curtis Mayfield

A scene from a from a famous Blaxploitation film, starring insects, "Sweet Sweetbug's Bugass Song" is playing:

Two Musca Domestica are sitting in a bar, Curtis Mayfield is playing in the background:

Musca 1: Listen man, put your wings in and your proboscis down and listen to me.

Musca 2: Ok, ok.

Musca 1: Your going about this all wrong. You gotta be hipper, you gotta be funkier.

Musca 2: But I sail my kite every day.

Musca 1: Kites are the wrong thing to sail on a piece of string, honky! You've gotta use a zipped trouser fastening instead, you jive me?

Musca 2: You mean...?

Musca 1: Fly Flies Fly Flies!

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