Sharon’s Evil Statue

Sharon, MENSA member and film star extraordinaire, is a menace. She’s fresh from co-starring in Basic Instinct 2 with Stan Collymore and now has nefarious plans that must be thwarted.

We believe that Sharon has made a statue, a golem if you will, of the purest evil and it must be stopped! Our sources tell us it’s one weak spot is it’s testicles. As it’s cojones are made of rock they can’t be killed by conventional means…. Odd as it sounds your going to have to get those down below boulders high - preferably with a doobie.

Your mission therefore:

Stone Stone’s stone stones