Friday, 16 April 2010

My Wanderings With A River

With thanks to Stephen Clatworthy...


Now hear ye all.

I was walking one day with my grand companion - you may know him as the river that runs through Leicester - when we chanced upon a boat propulsion device made from frozen water. It was thing that was once impressive to behold and thing of garish ugliness.

The river turned to me and asked me if I had seen the frozen thing with my ocular area and was I suitably impressed?

With great vigor I replied:

Aye Soar, Eyes Awe! I saw eye sore ice oar.

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