Tuesday, 9 February 2010

The Illest Rapper

I was given an order the other day as part of my work as a hitman for hire.

It was but 5 words long.

I interpreted it thusly.


We need you to attack something belonging to a rapper with awesome flow. You'll know the MC through his nom de hiphop, - (it means regurgitation) - which he chose cos his flow's so ill. Now we don't want you kill this thing he owns, just attack in the manner of a dog.

The thing we want you to attack is a collection of his vomits, numbering just more than five.



I'll quote you the message as I was given it - any mistakes are not mine.

Sick Sick Sick's six sicks [sic]

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