Monday, 23 November 2009

Mr Light's dark shopping centre

Your friend James Light is a firm believer in Kate Moss's statement "nothing feels as good as skinny feels".

He has recently acquired a shopping centre in the middle of Leeds and has come up with an unusual method of illuminating it. He has placed old fashioned lamps around the place full of copies of a free new London newspaper for fuel and kindling. Strangely enough, every article in this edition of the paper is about reduced calorie foods.

He has asked you to set these lamps on fire for him.

Go ahead!

Light light Light's Light lite-Lite lights.

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