The BIG one

As you know the Chelsea goalkeeper was born near Prague.He and the band !!! play full contact chess sometimes. Last week he got them into a position where he could take their king and slammed his body against them.

!!! were badly hurt. The goalie felt bad.

He issued them some money in an IOU as an apology for being too rough. It has black and white squares on it.

You are asked to look this over for him

Check Czech Cech's Check Chk Chk Chk check-check cheque

Krautrock Dance

a krautrock band from Cologne has been running a tv show for many years. It features people performing a high kicking french dance on top of some giant tins. Although they love the show it hasn't been doing well for a while and they wonder if they have it in them to cancel the show.

can Can can can can-can?

Fawlty Towers

Andrew, who played Manuel in Fawlty Towers, owns a company that put Saxophones into hessian bags. They are rubbish.
You no longer want to do business with them

Sack Sach's Sax Sacks

Harrods

The owner of Harrods was hit by cosmic rays and can now burst into flames by saying "flame on". Mohamed has been hired by your company to be a human cannonball. You were very displeased by his launch through the air.

Get rid of him

Fire Fired Fire-Fayed